Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Top comments
westbrookx 0
You are an IDIOT.
iknowimannoying 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!
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Comments (451)
kibbleznbitz0 0
YDI for being dumb haha. (:
Julioyobaby 0
Well you're ******* stupid.
TreeLamp 0
Are you an idiot? Why would you try to do that to a super expensive iTouch?! I mean, they have advertisements all the time for those protective phone covers! YDI so much it isn't even funny.
nityasomaiya 46
Agreed!
legendofdon 0
Dumbass!
sch1ll 0
stupidest shit of myyyy lifeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! like wow, seriously ? who the **** would even want to try that shit!!!!!! ?!>#@!@>>!~#2473925#@!%$#@!%$# U JUST ******* WASTED AN IPOD TOUCH U ******* IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! u dont deserve shit, u ******* piece of caca!!!!! YDI!!!!!!!! u deserve everything bad that happends to u ******* useless human being!!!!!!! so **** YOUR LIFE! FYLFYLFYLFLYFLYLFYLFYLLYLL i hate u.
22jrdn55 15
sch1ll lmao bro come down its just a story. and it might be fake. and seriously shut your filthy mouth.
xkat356 0
Calm the **** down. It's most likely fake, and even if it isn't, who cares if she wasted an iPod? It's not like she broke yours or anything, so there's no bloody need to get all worked up. |:
Crunchy08 0
Wow, ur really slow... I have one of those clear shields on my iPhone so I could get away w/ that cuz that's what their showing on the vid most likley.... did u even read what he was demonstrating it for? cuz in prettyy sure it would have said and u would have realized that u don't have it.....sorry fyl cuz I would cry if my phoe got scratched up
tingting1 0
omg WHAT AN IDIOT why would you even want to try that? you think it would be fun...? wow......
DrunkenValor 0
Lets just hope you were smart enough to get a warranty.
Huston 0
How can you get a warranty on something stupid you did yourself. Apple will take one look at it and laugh.
DrunkenValor 0
Lie.
ardel 0
Well the video is true. I have keyed and dropped my iPod and the screen has no scratches. You probably just wanted attention. Why would you penetrate the screen with a knife?
mav1986 1
pwned!