Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Top comments
westbrookx 0
You are an IDIOT.
iknowimannoying 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!
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Comments (451)
Chr0nicdreamz 0
hey what's that.... oh it's just the fail boat.
Aly3277 0
Win.
Zero2Sixty 0
never believe those things on youtube !
tobeyismylife 0
IDIOT!
Aly3277 0
And Chuck Norris doesn't blend. Don't believe everything you watch.
xoxlizzxox 0
I have some beautiful ocean side property in Arizona I bet you'd love. While we're at it, I've got a couple of bridges to sell you too.
Kenpachi_fml 0
u shoulda scratched ur butt-cheecks instead u tool
jdog69 0
FYL for having a broken screen and being born with brain damage. YDI for believing anything you see on the internet.
Sirrush 0
epic WIN!
Hazy_fml 0
My word you are thick...
Nakedsquirrel 5
How much spermicide would it have taken to mutate a seed to the point that someone could wind up as retarded as this? Are we talking, like, nine tails as opposed to just two?
newbzoors 0
Lets hope the OP never watches a video that says if you go on a psychotic homocide, the police wont give a ****.