Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
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Comments (191)
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
#3 failed
Leprecon 3
Those Lesbians claim they hate they attention, but when they start acting like that, they just show that you like being the underdog, and love complaining about it.
lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
Jimboom 12
Should have slapped her arse and tell her to stop being so uptight. Not everyone who is looking at her is disproving. Some are just checking you out. Now, get down and munch that rug like a good girl
AntiChrist7 0
still proud to be a lesbian seeing that someone like that is the same species?
painintheass_fml 0
@ AntiChrist7 : and you, proud to be in the same species as all the "retarded" straight people on hearth? (A) Otherwise, brilliant FML An emphatizing bi girl ;)
theoldGP 0
#5 is great. lmao. this is actually hilarious! #10 is right too though. this is still great =P
Endymion_fml 0
did you ask to join them?
Sam0 0
#3 fail!
everyonehatesyou 0
HAHA classic. i hope you told them that.