Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
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Comments (191)
holdfast333 0
thats when you calmly tell her your a lesbian to ... shed feel bad and maybe youd get some sympathy box out of it
effevery1slife 0
Thats pretty awesome... Did u 'bos then proceed to get in a girl fight which slowly turns into groping and making out? Thats what happens in the movies at least....
idkwtfimdoing 0
wow. seems to me like those two either aren't secure with their choices, or just want attention for it. if they really felt what they were saying, they would have just ignored you if they thought you were being rude or ignorant.
hurr 0
#43 wins =) -- and #49 doesn't even fathom the win. The whole idea is that if a man did what the OP claimed, we'd probably hear all sorts of "OMG y u objectifying womens lol". But it's OK for a woman to objectify other women? Well played, sir (or madam)!
yumyum_isacult 0
well weather they were straight or lesbian, its rude to stare anyways.
alexkms 0
#62 I know only one loud obnoxious queer person. And I happen to know thousands of them. People do check each other out, some are better at doing it then others. Obviously she wasn't being very good at acting subtle. I do hope she told them she was a lesbian and just thought they were good looking, though I think the large number of threesome comments are stupid especially the ones suggesting taping it.
nuga 0
Agreed w/ #33. It's not clever or original to make jokes about asking them for a threesome; they may be in a serious relationship and you are totally demeaning that fact by acting like being lesbian is a novelty. Get a new joke. Still, you should have explained that you were lesbian too and the woman would have felt bad for jumping to conclusions.
Ibeapirate 0
You should have said so, bluntly. And then walked away. Just for the resulting expression on the paranoid psycho's face.
liveitlearnit 0
Hahaha, I've had something similar happen to me. For some reason, people always assume that you're looking for a bad reason... I am surprised I wasn't drooling, so it puzzles me that people don't catch on.
xiloveyoux3 0
well did you tell them that you were checking them out?