Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
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Comments (191)
snowhawk22 0
#47, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, it's funny because it's true
yeahhbro 0
haha #47 is an idiot
anna16_fml 0
you shld have been like chill im a lesbian to! and the asked for an orgi party
bi_chick 0
hehe # 32 literaly made me lol........and # 8 was funny too with "Lesbian shenanigans"
requiemforabree 0
I think you're missing the point, all of you, and it has nothing to do with sexuality. OP here was checking these girls out because she thought they were hot. How come because she's a lesbian, she's fair game? She's just as bad as a straight man leering at a hot young girl. So she DID deserve the yelling.
Art_Vandeley 0
lol #25 me too. my best friend is a lesbian who does all the womenly things, and is f****ing hot. And she has a lot of "man" lesbo friends who are on their rag all the time.
wtfev0rz 0
Oh ye gods, I've had to deal with that at work (call center). I was trying to get ahold of some woman so I asked for Mr or Mrs. So-and-So, and the woman who answered the phone said "MS so-and-so isn't available, and there IS no Mr. So-and-So. You shouldn't judge" and proceeded to rant at me for about fifteen minutes...the entire time I was trying really hard not to tell her to can it because I'm queer too. -_- Frustrating.
666midnight 0
Shoulda said you had nothing wrong with lesbians as you were one, shoulda just lied and said you thought they looked cute together or something lol. Sucks she screamed it out in the middle of a crowded mall though
zombiepeanut 0
Haha, yes #14.
takran 0
Wonderful example of the type of gay people that I hate. Loud, obnoxious attention ******. Of course I hate straights like that too... just seems gays have a larger representation in that class.