Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Pizzapiggy1 18
Well at least you did a nice thing at the end of the day
jojomalone55 16
It's always the thought that counts(:
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Comments (113)
patrickeli 15
Ugh, humans.
Eyeslick 33
Pandas are definitely better.
BrotherPhil 35
Reindeer are better than people.
Alchemist_21 26
More like **** the homeless guy's life. I mean, imagine being homeless, and someone is kind enough to give you $50, but then it gets stolen immediately.
justinccp 8
You tried - such is the way sometimes things go, some people are just ugly human beings
Vestin 18
I guess someone was in the spirit of taking... by force.
mete_orito 34
This case is when you go back, kick the mugger's ass, give the money back to the homeless and get the cops over there.
youngindian 10
Did you at least go help him?
cheeeksss 29
I think OP helped more than enough.
R2Y2 22
Mugging a homeless man is so ******. Props to you for trying to help out, OP.
iiDevious 11
At least you did something nice.
anabanana101 15
This is why we can't have nice things
lyricalservant 21
Mug the filthy mugger then take back your money and keep it for yourself. Brilliant idea , right? I know
HairIsEverything 15
no
Miss_Moody23 19
And you started out so well...