ugly
United States
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
HeatoN
Germany
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
mylifesucks
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Wrongword
Shanghai, China
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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Comments (187)
cinderella10383 6
OP this person clearly has issues with their self to go and pick on you and your future spouse. don't give them the time of day enjoy your wedding day and the rest of your marriage and life. Get rid of the negative people in your life
akichan15 5
Aw don't let that idiot ruin your wedding :) they're probably just mad because theyre losers who are alone! just be happy :) congrats!
jamieexo 2
Don't worry!!!! everyone is beautiful! Congratulations!!!!
Ynunez 3
Maybe another ugly couple is getting marry too? lol no i'm kidding :P Congrats they're probably only jealous :D
ericamichelle521 0
Well obviously the person that your marrying finds you attractive, so that should be all that matters :) The person that posted the status is probably bitter because either they aren't married, or their marriage sucks. Just blow it off and enjoy your wedding!
Haaaley147 0
who gets on facebook, on there wedding day?!
swimmer3141 10
their*
angela44 0
that's what I posted.
Haaaley147 0
i dont care what you posted
thewife5 19
all FMLs start with the word "today" she could of been married for a week before she checked her facebook.
kaylapple 1
is your husband ugly?
James789 5
it's okay ugly people make the world go round too. :)
nlr 9
you should comment: oh your getting married too? congratulations on the marriage OP!(:
atills 0
she's just jealous she's not getting married. congratulations!!!!!! :)