Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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Comments (187)
smilenlaugh 0
why r u on facebook on your wedding day?
jadejazmyn 5
Congratulations on the marriage
xXsomegirlXx 3
Un-invite that bitch!! Congratz tho, you deserve better.
Cadaver17 7
They're just jelly of you and your spouse.
amag97 0
YDI for not using Google+ instead. :)
yomommma 6
They are just some jealous hoes.
fadingfaith 4
They were probably just joking or they were actually jealous 'cause they are forever alone.
Friaza 29
If the person was on the guest list, i'd have told them to not bother coming.
Cirso65 7
awful
chengy4191 7
I don't get it....was it ur wedding?