Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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Comments (187)
Kayble89 13
Well I would just chalk it up to jealousy! Don't let someone ruin what is supposed to be a fantastic day!
alex6946 10
who cares? you and your spouse love eachother and that's what matters (:
Ryan747 0
What a jerk!
srich83 5
At least you know who to delete off facebook and kick out of the party or publicly humiliate at the party.
LoveLife293 2
Congradulations!!!
ShadyRecords 5
Don't let them say you aint beautiful, they can all get ****** just stay true to you
jerryduh 0
who the hell checks facebook on their wedding day
Ynunez 3
you'll be surprised O:
kiaroxilles 8
Maybe she received a notification on her phone and happened to glance at it?
allyrox123 0
congratulations on your marriage :)
madz5758 10
Uninvite that bitch
thetrollyoulike 6
at least you have each other right?