ugly
United States
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
HeatoN
Germany
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
mylifesucks
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Wrongword
Shanghai, China
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Top comments
hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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Comments (187)
nakegu 0
it's your wedding day and you're on Facebook?
iamdutch 5
Smartphones!
BeautifulDemonKP 4
theyre just jealous that theyre sitting home alone again with their 50 cats watching Millionaire Matchmaker while OP gets married. OP doesnt deserve it.
CourtneyBrooks 0
I love millionaire matchmaker!
jacksonclarke 0
what's your partner doing on Facebook on their wedding day?
miragliac 0
ouch !
earballs 0
ur ugly, deal with it.
itzNaynay 0
there just Jealous that you're getting married while their stuck at home alone with a million cats, while sitting on the couch eating ice-cream and trolling on the Internet .
Inspired22 11
Well, even if it was you they were talking about (and there is no way to be sure,) who cares what they think? You are getting married! Hopefully to someone you love dearly. The only person that needs to think we are attractive is our significant other. Everyone else doesn't matter!
Trinity_May 0
mmm how bout don't be so ugly.?
Xallys 0
Does it really matter? If you're happy together, who the **** cares what anyone else thinks?
tal26ful 0
I'm sorry but your life really does suck...