Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
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Comments (127)
squirell_AIDS69 0
haha what a douche
denbeste 3
Douche? for thinking finacial? WTF?
TurtleHabitat 0
Sounds like a sticky situation
imbatman_fml 0
No. That means so he'll go buy some and give her space.
taylorlol 0
I agree #1.
anoelle 0
#7 win haha.
1800getalife 0
dude that guy has like the most epic comeback ever
noobgang7 5
Your reply, "Condoms, why? You were always done before you got it on anyways."
pirace 0
haha I love it, and, " the office." what a great show.
honda52 0
#42 FAIL
eriinbaby 0
#10 winnnn :)
MyStarrz 0
haha that soundss like somethingg i would say =) ....and 10 FTW!! only u 4got 2 put on your dark sunglasses before u said that
elviejomao 0
no shit!
TurtleHabitat 0
I lost my darkglasses, now i just get 3D glasses and pop out the lenses. Kickin it old-school.
Maplez5500 0
was he being a douche or being smart?
MnBran6 0
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! sry for no caps, I'm on iPod touch
picturescrazy 24
3D glasses are for douche bags and scene kids who think they're cool and original. When in reality, they are neither. @OP, wow, what a dick ):
cjHidalgo 0
lmfaooo
benny2465 0
your boyfriend wins
sum1savemeh 0
that's really stupid. fyl op. I'm sorry!
TempestJones 0
Why is it a fml!? She was pretty much dumping him anyway... OP quit whining... What is up with the flood of recent fml's about people feeling hurt that their partners didn't cry when they break up with them!?
mattyboonie 0
this is why girls turn gay xD
MrCatman1125 2
I agree, isn't that want they want, a nice easy breakup?
tabaleah 0
wow what an a-hole
hzuck65 0
number3 ur gorgeous
bvxf 2
no she is ugly
DeepfriedT 1
^^ agreed
things12345 14
3- if that was the case, they wouldn't need condoms!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
RODEOqueen 0
Exactly. What were you thinking would happen OP? You don't live in a Taylor Swift video.
babyteef 0
Exactly. he could've gotten emotional or violent. or made a scene. He did you a favor, OP!! you shouldn't care if you dumped him anyway?
hnz 13
you did the right thing!
txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
BrookeTrueblood 0
Exactly. OP, what did you want him to say? Excuse him for thinking financially.
boopityboppity 11
She obviously has realised that her "boyfriend" is only staying around her for sex. She probably would have liked him to say, "But I like spending time with you!" Admittedly, this probably wouldn't happen, but I'll bet she was expecting an, "Okay."
TempestJones 0
Or she's being a whiney twat. He probably wasn't thinking financially at all and was just striking out at her because he was hurt she was dumping him. And either way she has no right to be upset just because he didn't cry in front of her... These people and feeling sorry for themselves because they didn't emotionally break they're significant others sicken me...
boopityboppity 11
True, that's a possibility. I try not to assume the worst, though, so I'll just refrain from judgement.
hottdawgg 0
completely agree
11bellacasey 0
boyfirens ate cool
fisheatsbear 6
boyfireins? they on fire?
boopityboppity 11
They were, fisheatsbear. That's why they had to eat cool, so they could stop the heat.
erjaguam 0
lol!!!
boopityboppity 11
*clutches head* My brain, Mercy, my brain!
boopityboppity 11
There're a lot of them there, 61. Are you talking about the original one, or one of the replies?
smileyseven 0
#36 FTW op-and you wanted him to start crying and pass out or what?
guifienta 0
boom-shakalaka!!
KurouTenshi 0
I like your boyfriend and the way he thinks. may I nominate him for a Nobel peace? or how about Douchebag of the Year? either one is acceptable, really.
CallMeHush 1
In this case it might be more of a Piece Prize.
taylorlol 0
douche bagg.