ugly
United States
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
HeatoN
Germany
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
mylifesucks
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Wrongword
Shanghai, China
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Top comments
hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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Comments (187)
howslife123 0
it's what's inside that counts JK
BOOSCAREDU 0
wow you are a shallow! have you read the other comments? nevermind you should just leave now. 'cause I don't like idoits and shallow ass-holes. bye bye!
explodingmuffint 0
idiots*
A100893 30
Ignore them, enjoy the happiest day of your life.
_NoobsRapedMe 2
Atleast she supports ugly people being togetther ? Right ? Right ? Okay no ... *Hides In Closet*
Glitterhinoceros 14
They jus' jelly your getting married. They're most likely to grow old as annoying fat crones with 600 cats
howslife123 0
they're lime green jelly and they're too afraid to admit it!!
big__poppa 0
actuallyyy, thatd be 609 cats because 600 is never enough :)
sammybearbby 6
I love your hair! it's pretty. jus' sayin (:
A7X_LoVeee 10
What's wrong with having 600 cats?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Because doggies are better than cats
visualaesthetics 7
skrillex is my fav, I saw him play at EDC! :)
HollyDolly660 8
That's not nice!!! Not everyone can be good looking. At least you clearly don't have a problem finding a spouse! Congrats OP!
AtPasalacqua 9
Forget about that idiot and enjoy your wedding. Congratulations! :)
Imgonnahaveabf 9
GIRL NO. SHE. DIDN'T. Crack a few yo' mama jokes, and then have a bf. Always works.
howslife123 0
haha yo mamas soo old her breast milk is powdered! I watched white chicks today :D
MrSexyPants 14
Don't worry... they're probably the people who duckface and fish for compliments on Facebook all day. You on the other hand, are getting married; don't let anyone ruin that but your mistress.
ballbearing 10
unfriend them!
bobbymullet 11
congratulations(; bitches be jealous.:P