ugly
United States
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
HeatoN
Germany
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
mylifesucks
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Wrongword
Shanghai, China
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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Comments (187)
TheJessica10022 6
Dont worry OP!! People are beautiful in their own wayy!! :) And Congratulations!!
seb_fml 4
you are hot ^^
limeyemilyy 0
Maybe they were commenting on another couple?
Salinad2468 4
At least you're not fugly!!
doom2 8
It's just a Facebook status.Iif your happy then who cares what others think! Congrats on getting married though! :)
captinsmith0225 6
Your right don't care about what other people think
ILoveDaWorld 5
awww that sucks... tell me how ur wedding turned out! good, perfect, or maybe not so great.
CultureChic 14
Your "friend" is probably jealous because he/she is single and can't get any :) Don't let it ruin your day!
8sq 13
don't worry, those people are just insecure jackasses. and congrats on the marriage!
NotSuchAFunTime 9
Welp..that's about as awkward as a nudist at a **** star convention..but hey! You're getting married and it's just facebook, congrats :)
portcaveman 5
you are amazing
AirForce48 2
**** 'em, take them off the guest list and I bet they didn't have a plus 1!
Livinia 11
Don't let shallow assholes ruin your special day. They're probably just jealous they're not married, or that they're having relationship problems. I'd uninvite them.
foxracer3 1
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