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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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hotmommy
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
HOe HOe HOe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
lonewolf2701
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
unknown
Canada
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
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phatdaddy62 23
Welcome to the "North Pole!"
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Merry Christmas!
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Comments (256)
f_ckml432 8
I think YDI for sitting on his junk. Is it just me, or is it more acceptable to sit on his knee?
phatdaddy62 23
I like to sit on his junk. It's more fun!
XxNINJA_28xX 8
16 that's just wrong on so many levels.
laxmtl28 6
such a bad mental picture...
Falalala243 0
56 and anyone who thumbed down 16- its called a joke.
AfroD 0
Yeah... A bad one!!
FYLDeep 26
He gave the last guy his finger. Santa is throwing out the rulebook this year.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Claus gone wild!
whohuckle 0
haha, good one!
suavesuave 2
Are you naughty or nice ho ho ho
mea_iloveskiing 26
Now he owes you a wish
ikickgingers 15
The economy is so bad Santa took a second job as a ******* Genie. What the **** is the world coming to...
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Note to self: Never sit on Santa lap....ever again.
FluffyBeard 0
How old are you?!
deviant96 2
Are you on the naughty list? Jk.
lena6310 0
If she still sits on Santa's lap she's too young for you bro
laxmtl28 6
lol i had ti dress up as santa at zellers fml
erickt94c 0
If she's old enough to know what an erection is she might be old enough
lena6310 0
If she's old enough to know what an erection is she's too old to be sitting on santas lap
irideiconzx14 4
tiz the season to be jolly
l4d98 2
That's a win
iHateTheMods 3
Looks like Santa gots you his naughty this year. ;)
iHateTheMods 3
*list dagnabit we need an edit feature for the andorid app.