Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
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ninjaxprincess89 0
the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.
JDtMG 0
punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.
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thebaroness1984 0
NEVER try to impress a punk rock guy with your personal music collection. They're always looking for a reason to call you a poser.
stevenJB 25
Guilty as charged? Lol jk
scarlett_fml 0
You totally deserved that for listening to Miley Cyrus. Owned.
Elamdri 0
Punk Rock guy.... *Deduces he was teen-early 20s* *Deduces it is douchy phase* *Deduces he won't be "punk rock" for very long*
stevenJB 25
I've been into that kind of music since I was little because I was raised around it. I still listen to it.
RoldGold38 0
yeah but do you really care what he thinks? you probably won't ever see that guy again. he likes the music he likes and you like the music you like and you should embrace that.
bearie_fml 0
Why be embarassed by what music you like? I've never understood that, if I like a particular song or musician, who cares if someone else doesn't. No need to be embarassed over it, it's who you are. o_O And definately not FML-worthy.
starbaby 0
Agree 12 and technically you are a poser so you kinda deserve it, plus miley? Wow I may have felt bad until the queen of the tween wanna be rockstars came into play
fmlmod 0
Why do people try to impress others that they think are cute? If you have to impress them, then youll have to do that forever for them to like you. Just be yourself and everything usually works out. What do you mean he was "face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus."?
Chris968 0
The Who isn't punk...nice try though.
RavensRule97 0
you deserved it... you shouldnt have had miley in the 1st place
blowupragdoll 0
babe, the who is not punk slash rock.