Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him
Liips 0
I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...
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Comments (112)
teameminem 2
Doesn't say how old you are, but you could be underage and he doesn't want to get caught for that. If he's underage too, and still kicked you out, then that sucks. But I don't blame him, I don't think anyone wants their younger siblings at a party with their friends watching them drink, I sure wouldn't. There will be other parties, no need to worry.
LilaBear 2
wtf? Underage has nothing to do with being at parties, it has to do with drinking. A minor is allowed to be at a party (obviously as long as it's not in a nightclub or somewhere with an age restriction) as long as they're not drinking.
DocBastard 40
Your brother probably didn't want to be caught wearing a bra on his head while hooking up the doll. /obscure?
c8750 2
Absolutely Doc, as always Lol
barbiegirl491 1
aw that sucks! I'd be pissed! sorry
cappsthelegend 0
paybacks a bitch
salmendoza9 0
thats when you throw a party even bigger than his and then not invite him then you say muahahahahah
olivesd23 0
dude thats familly guy
t8 0
hmmm, not sure if this is real since I recently saw this on Family Guy...
stewpididiot 11
wait, you were in your room sitting ON the computer ?? Well, that's just dumb. No wonder he doesn't want you at his party.
zenti 2
I'm undecided on this one. It is taking place at your house, so you are free to move around and go to that party if you want, even if your brother doesn't want you there. On the other hand, maybe you're exaggerating and it's more like a get together with just his friends, and you being there would spoil their fun. Go do something fun for you instead of worrying about some stupid party. There will be other parties in the future.
hkburns 0
first of all, a backyard party is not the "party of the year" what you can do though is start your own party inside.