loser
United States
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
my_only_friend
Chicago, United States
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
ahh
United Kingdom
Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML
person123abc
United States
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Anonymoose
West Long Branch, United States
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Stockport, United Kingdom
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To
Ephrata, United States
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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heyimjennyFML 5
go crash their party.
317theterrible 0
run through the party naked
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heyimjennyFML 5
go crash their party.
Molord1 0
yeah go egg it.
eminemchick 19
sexy looking $17 bro:D
flockz 20
or just throw yourself a surprise party.
blanquito 1
they must be a dick
magentaballoon15 8
Isn't that a little harsh
guckylynn 19
That's not even close to being funny.
tmmundy 17
why would you even say that? you are such a dick head!!!!
Iamnotmyself 17
So all of those people are one massive dick? Yum?
blackberry90210 0
have yourself a merry little party all alone. ****, lube, pizza is all you need. ( i personally dont do this but someone once said thats its pretty good.)
CateXOX 0
13- Love those. I get myself every time.
austinkiser 3
go show them how to party by partying naked!!!!
AnagenisisZagus 13
44- And a wise man/woman he/she was. Fap on, friends.
Sippin_koolaid 0
op should throw their own party. But if he/she gets uninvited from that, all hope is lost.
fmlikecrazy 0
ya, we believe that you're not speaking from experience.
QwertyMcNugget 0
Maybe you're just an asshole?
Saltime 0
44 - Stop lying. We know that "someone" is really you.
imacreeper 3
87, no they actually are not, I was the wise person who told 47 all about it. it's deff. something to brag about ;)
XxA7XKillerxX 1
Avenged Sevenfold!
dudeitsdanny 10
44- I hope you use different hands for the pizza and the self-loving..
FarSide 23
Suck's to be a "former" Congressman, doesn't it Mr Weiner?
herrobear 0
Are you in middle school?
Susieee_Q 9
I hate to do it, but I have to agree with 83. I mean, if it was once, it could have just been hosted by an asshole. Twice, okay, it can pass for coincidence or just bad luck. Third time? Maybe it's time to look at your personality. Are you a downer or mean to people? There is most likely a reason so many people don't want you present at their events. Just saying.
pedopears 18
Like Zuko did :D
rebecca_marie_21 0
That sucks. But I have to wonder why.
unvmesucka 0
Try hanging out with other losers. Who knows, maybe you will be the popular one out of that group which than could lead the popular kids getting uninvited to your parties.
Music_Is_Life101 0
Maybe OP is just an ass.... or his/her "friends" are douche bags. OP, maybe you need new friends
roro9944 0
Ops just a fuckn looser
daisyloo 7
I agree with 3. He/she could be a rude person. Or his/her friends are rude. We'll never know.
daisyloo 7
^^ I meant he.
wtfcammelcheese 0
maybe a rumor was recently spread
317theterrible 0
run through the party naked
flockz 20
what if he was the guy off "Fat Epidemic"? that would scar many people.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
14 I doubt the same persons 2 FML's would be added together and plus back to back so... ur probs wrong
theaws0m3guy 4
67- it was a joke....
TheGenius 1
Get new friends.
Ashtonvandy 0
scratch that... get some friends.
peakcheer 2
maybe op did something bad. cause he was originally invited right?
iloveparc 0
u knowww u have point
peakcheer 2
uh huh
CEG3 0
not only crash their party like what 1 said, but make sure you drink all the boos first! :P
CateXOX 0
Boos? I think you've had too much booze.
Silv3rClaw 0
lol you know ur stupid when u spell booze wrong...
CEG3 0
haha my bad, I had too much booze last night
sxe_beast 11
"l"ol" " you know "ur" stupid when "u" spell booze wrong...
YacL 15
They don't know what they're doing anyways. Throw your own party, with just you and Jill.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Stop being such a duche?
austinkiser 3
if you're going to be rude spell right at least
lulututu 4
The people on this website are rude all the time. Its just how it is.
matt0794 1
There seems to be a pattern..
agummere796 0
that prevented a hangover!!!
Darkness_Hate 29
Who gives a **** about that party? You've friends .....hangout with them. You dont need to be popular to feel existed.
ledstratdak 0
coming from a guy named darkness hate. just kidding I agree with you most parties get crashed by cops any way. just get some friends and do what ever floats your boat
brookalyn 7
You mean "to feel like you exist" :) which is definatley true, i agree 100% on that. i got invited to a big party on the weekend but I refused the invite and the police ended up breaking it up! Sometimes it is better to have fun with your close friends.
iAmScrubs 19
That's why it always helps to buy cats. If you are home alone with 137736 cats, you don't need people to party with.
flockz 20
hahahahaha this comment actually made me laugh out loud.
CEG3 0
lovin the new profile pic 15!
creativedork 0
iamscrubs, your comments always make me laugh out loud. hahaha