Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the hospital for 12 hours with unbearable stomach pain. Apparently I have a horrible infection in my intestines and colon. My mom is now accusing me of having anal sex and allowing a man to ejaculate into my bum. My great-grandma believes her. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
Today, I have a severe infection. The last doctor I saw was in the ER and he gave me antibiotics ineffective against what I have, and sent me home. The doctor before that gave me a dose of antibiotics you’d give a toddler, so they didn’t work either. It has spread to my kidneys and I should’ve been admitted to hospital. FML
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coius 23
Leave some pamphlets at her home for some shitty nursing homes. If she asks, say you are just researching where to drop the bitch of a mother at when she gets old, as she burns her bridges and you don’t want to be stuck caring for her ass. Especially since she’s a bitch for no reason. Make sure these homes have multiple violations. Bonus if shut down before, or were in news for elder abuse with charges filed.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If the tables turn, let her overhear the words "do not resuscitate". Or refuse to buy her gifts for her birthday/Mother's Day/Christmas.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If the tables turn, let her overhear the words "do not resuscitate". Or refuse to buy her gifts for her birthday/Mother's Day/Christmas.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Um are you a minor? Cause that sounds like she just left. How did you get home?
coius 23
Leave some pamphlets at her home for some shitty nursing homes. If she asks, say you are just researching where to drop the bitch of a mother at when she gets old, as she burns her bridges and you don’t want to be stuck caring for her ass. Especially since she’s a bitch for no reason. Make sure these homes have multiple violations. Bonus if shut down before, or were in news for elder abuse with charges filed.
alex_jaguara 33
She's jumping to conclusions like hurdles champion on the olympics.
mecaslender 5
Woulda popped that bitch like a zit
mando 10
I'm sorry for anyone who has to deal with this treatment. Please don't let this lower your self esteem. You are pretty much better off without someone so vile.