Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
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qetzacoatl122112 0
I can't tell which is the FML, that you thought it was over or that your profession is table tennis...
Raddaya 3
Just act like you shake hands at the end of each set...problem solved.
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Comments (26)
th1rt3en95 0
did you win the game?
qetzacoatl122112 0
I can't tell which is the FML, that you thought it was over or that your profession is table tennis...
SBSforthewin 5
hahaha good one :p
jmpeters 4
says the guy with a dragon for an icon lol
Anubyte 0
Hey, don't be hatin on Dragons!
HairyPunisher 27
Who says it's his profession? Maybe OP plays it on the side for fun.
mrswentz 0
Um. That was by far the worst FML ever! Don't write somthing if it's not funny!
vooper 0
Awe. I feel bad for ya. Embarassment sucks.:[ fyl
SpasticTurnip 4
@ 2nd comment, I lost The Game. Hahah well done, *S l o w clap*
z3r0nline 0
haha that's pretty funny ur a retard
sir_bob 0
fail, worst fml ever
danyfuckinheatle 0
wow buddy, this is probably fake or it was one of your first times playing.
Justforlolz 14
FML? NOT!! Just pay attention and think next time.
hysterical 1
lame.. just lame.