lex31
United States
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Fetch!
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Lifes_a_bust
United States
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Thanks Raymond
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Lovecats
Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML
catlady
Clifton Park, United States
Is gift
Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML
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sosadrightnow 4
Aw, your cat's so thoughtful!
BluPenguin 3
how nice of your cat!
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lepercaunsal 0
sounds like someones eating good tonight haha but that shows that he or she sees u as the alpha male u should be proud
banacafalata 0
Awww, your kitty loves you! that's nothing compared to what my cat did though. I got up one morning, walked through the lounge room to find the body of a large possum, a blood trail from it's shoulders and it's head on the other side of that trail. I hate possums though, so I wasn't that angry with her :)
ImRawrtastic 0
^lmao
startafire 0
But it was out of love!
vansbabe66 0
loves it
MermaidSongXOXO 6
That's actually a sign of affection... Cats give their owners "presents" to sorta show how awesome their prey was, hoping you'll be proud of them. When I was younger, my siamese cat would bring in dead birds from outside and drop them right in front of me. Gross, right? But, it's honestly out of love :/
Ajjas013 6
What if your cat leaves a "present" in your lap? Oh, and you're #69 :)
suri23 11
I guess it's the thought that counts?
nycfwa 0
its the thought that counts!!!! haha
Spyrunner 0
Would you rather live with a wild mouse running loose in your home?
mcfuckinghammer 0
i got the same gift thismorning from my kitty! :)