Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.
rainbowflag 2
well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay
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Comments (120)
philzilla 1
Pays to hydrate
j_cat187 20
That's cool, my urine looks like coffee because I am suffering from kidney failure
LappDance 16
Really? I'm getting a kidney transplant in a few weeks and mine doesn't even look like that!
perdix 31
You should post a photo of your clear urine sample on the big dating web sites, and wait for the propositions from the members of the opposite sex. Look up "golden showers" before replying to make sure you are into that kinda thing.
Bodzy81 4
Well here is another compliment, Nice post and I hope things look up for you. I'm glad to hear your urinary tract is infection free!
zimripple 8
So you probably drink a lot of water and that's always a good thing... least you got that going for ya
ciumegu 6
Good thing you're staying hydrated something to be proud off.
saintsrocksocks 10
Put a shirt on in your pic. Nobody wants to see that.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
104- I don't remember seeing a comment where he asked your opinion on his profile picture.
justhann 7
Congratulations! I've never been complimented on the quality of mine.
perdix 31
You've got about 5 months to do something worth a shit, or improve yourself somehow to be able to get a meaningful compliment. If you do something, write about it here. If there is anything FML commenters love to do, it's handing out sincere compliments:)
ClumsySpy 4
I'm going to guess that was your only compliment of the year do far... Or else you have a weird preference of compliments.
raraisbang 12
It says in the FML "first compliment of the year so far."
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
No, actually. It says the best compliment of the year. Re-read it.
raraisbang 12
Ahhh, my eyes have deceived me! I could've sworn it said first... *sigh* back to the eye doctor I go...
mal2012 4
Why is this an FML? U Were bored right....?