Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.
rainbowflag 2
well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay
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Comments (120)
Pixxio_O 11
Obviously a pickup line OP, you should be flattered
worldclassrager 41
positive comments are great but sometimes not for the best for uplifting...hope you get another one that brightens the entire year...even though its more than half over...
spongeydude4 2
Well, i guess "urine" for a good time.................i think...
noisebox 1
The guys can be wierd, one during a physical told me I had a nice moustash...
babalooisbabaloo 5
At least you're hydrated!
vodkaliciouz 4
Yay good job
iXTMAstro 6
Just remember its always better to be pissed off than pissed on.
fishface517 10
Reminds me of a time my friend and I got in a debate about lemonade looking like pee. I told her if she's drinking all the water she should drink her urine should be clear, and therefore lemonade does not look like urine! Huzzah for victory!
justtomuchtime 3
Way to many people in the world are idiots... -.-
robberry 11
Every time I get blood taken, the nurse/doctor tells me I have great veins.