Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?
not_my_life 0
I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.
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Comments (127)
overkill_78 4
If it's the horn for the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard I already hate you both. If not, that really sucks.
PyroDeath19 0
crack open the soap, probably a ring in it or something not real pressie if none
sweatteaforme001 0
OK, Wal-Mart brand soap is about the worst gift you could possibly give someone. If your finances are that bad; you can bake someone their favorite brand of cookies, make them a collage, or do any number of inexpensive things to demonstrate that you care about them. Soap, at best, implies thoughtlessness and at worst, gives an hurtful hint that no one needs as a gift. Yes, gifts should come from the heart...and this one clearly didn't!
Flutist 3
Yeah my thoughts exactly. I think his mother must have bought too much soap and he used it as a last minute hint that 1)girlie stinks, 2)he wanted you to break up with him for the shitty gift 3)he is a jerk.
dramanerd08 5
What a k-mart date i would dump him now because if thats of his idea of a present. Dump him.
pampooh 0
Woah! 1. I would take that as an insult. 2. I wouldn't accept that gift. 3. You most of smell really bad.
your_face 15
"Most of"? That's just too wrong to ignore.
randelle_alyse 0
should have asked what price range he was spending on you
DJ_Chutfield 4
YDI YDI YDI
kmhello313 0
Maybe he's planning on suprising you with something better :)
JBigDaddy 0
wow
emo_fail_child 0
maybe he wanted clean sex not dirty sex? haha jk