Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?
not_my_life 0
I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.
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Comments (127)
fobchick 0
he was probably trying to tell you smell. Haha Wal-Mart soap....spool ghetto!
bored690 0
what a pathetic loser. you should give him the used soap back wrapped up all pretty.
immastarr 0
you know when you think about it...a car horn isn't much more of a gift than soap. If you're a guy you would think that, ok girls like stuff that smells good..lets buy her soap !! AND if you hate him just over a stupid gift...do you even like this person for who they are? Guys will be guys! Dont be expecting necklaces for every occasion! lol.YDI for buying something so "expensive" for being under a year anyway.
Mark13y 0
Sounds like a good old case of trailer trash.
LemonStarship 5
The problem is you're taking it serious. I would wrap up pointless shit and give it to my gf all the time. She knew I was joking and would laugh and thought it was cute. Cmon do you really think soap is his ultimate gift to you?
hedgehogs 0
Definitely return the car horn.
malaksoufan_xo 0
Maybe, just maybe, this guy is sending out a hidden message to you. without trying to be rude and all he might just think you stink? hahaha, just kidding -.-
lifeisaplay 0
Men suck sweetheart :)
criss90 19
don't expect something big in return... i mean.. he doesn't even know what youre getting from him. and also.. he might have a surprise for you and the soap bar was some random thing he gave you xD
CoffeeCovered 0
Give out of the kindness of your heart, not because you want something in return. And be happy you got anything at all and he didn't forget to get you SOMETHING.