Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?
not_my_life 0
I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.
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Comments (127)
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, I agree with that, especially because anything but soap would have been more thoughtful. I didn't think you were arguing with me. I totally agree with your thoughts on it shouldn't matter if someone gives an expensive gift, no matter how long they've been dating, because it's their choice to give it. God, I don't even remember why I replied to yours. xD
iloveblackshirt6 0
oh suck it up, its the thought that counts..and you should stop being greedy. im sure he's gonna give you something else...just be patient.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Maybe he's saying you should take a ******* shower.
Firetiger 0
Maybe he wants you to drop it
funstuff13 0
I'm sure its a joke!! He probably wants you to think he didn't get you anything nice but when christmas comes you're sure to get a suprise!! :))
yummcookie 0
I don't know the facts here but maybe due to recent economical factors he couldn't afford anything great? or he may suprise you on Xmas day.
Icarus3 0
FYL for the soap, but YDI for buying something expensive after less than a year.
knad 0
YDI for wasting money on a needless expensive gift.
icanfloat12 0
a car horn? wow.
MetalCraze 11
Well guys aren't that complex if he is buying you soap perhaps you need to spend more time on your personal hygiene