Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?
not_my_life 0
I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.
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Comments (127)
Cutefaces 0
So what eventually happened? We need the end to the story here!
jordan75_fml 0
it's the thought the counts XD
lilkim_fml 0
that rash ting just topped it all. fyl.. :(
amandakpanda 0
Someone reads Twilight fanfiction. I believe this plot has been used before.
SeaNDouble 1
ydi for smelling so bad why do you think he got you soap? you gotta shower more often or time it differently in the day or night.
bongomanacome 0
It's from ******* Georgia, of course!
PrimeStarscream 30
Take the hint.
missbadluk 0
??? Who gets ANYONE soap for Christmas??? Shitty bf.
galactictoast13 22
why do you people assume she smells bad maybe hes just a cheepskate
stevenmx86 8
Today i bought my boyfriend a gift with how great of a gift that I was going to receive in mind instead of my boyfriend in mind. He bought me soap. Now I'm disappointed because I am selfish. Fml"