Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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Top comments
HoboMeth 36
You girls should all get together and group break up
hippodankamus 22
Sounds you dodged a bullet there OP. This guy is clearly a cheating douchebag.
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Comments (89)
vikky538 29
He spreading love too much. Its time for you to spread your anger on your to be ex boyfriend
deedoubles 6
Reply to the group message calling him out!
G3ICO 12
John tucker must die part 2?
rodeo302 13
play along and get together with the others then one day when he comes over have them there and say hey so these ladies told me about their boyfriend and see how he reacts.
Kidjazzin 17
Better now than later?
IWishIWasObama 12
his mom, his grandma, and his sister!
Hop6e 22
Dude. I'm really sorry.
TDKopecki 16
Cheaters will never win
skepijohnson 11
His mom, grandma, and you- right?
nomrana 14
Maybe u should do a romantic break up msg in a group text too.