Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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HoboMeth 36
You girls should all get together and group break up
hippodankamus 22
Sounds you dodged a bullet there OP. This guy is clearly a cheating douchebag.
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Comments (89)
pixieproblems 10
Heartfelt? I wouldn't use that word, OP. Stay strong.
bingalingading 12
she was being sarcastic.
devildog562 33
He's dumb ass a rock and I hope you don't run back to him when he comes crying that it was auto select of some other stupid excuse .
dakatabg 31
BUSTED
gearhead369 20
Wow! What an asshole! You clearly deserve better
roserenae 2
I'm sure he will have a excuse. What a asshat.
abNormal62 23
Group declaration of Love? I think a group reply is in order. I know he's probably prefer group sex, but this F***ing would be more to the ladies taste than his
ZoroMiHawk 25
Plot twist: The other 2 women were only his advisors who helped him write a carefully-crafted love text and he included them just so that they can asses his final product.
aj9319 16
I would be expecting two more similar FMLs then.
bad_boyfriend 10
Thats bush league. You gotta have a separate messaging app for your side chick
Overlord247 20
Never has a screen name been so accurate
leogachi 15
I didn't even look at the screen name until I read your comment. That's absolute gold. XD
jberg583 12
He was just telling the other ladies how much he loves you...Wait no... He sucks, sorry OP