anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
ddddddddg 9
How couldn't you deserve this?
white16sox 19
Ok people she is saying the same thing as everyone else, but only she gets thumbed down? So many haters.
poseidon5213 2
reasons why u deserve it 1. you rear ended someone 2. you rear ended a cop 3. you were talking on the phone most likely with out a bluetooth i hope you have fun explaining the accident to the judge
DMarie217 0
Yeah Buddy!! Way to show'em!! So were you in line at tim hortons drive through or what?! Lpl jkjk
DMarie217 0
One way to change that is maybe changing your god danm name like jeez no duh the negativity...!! Lol
reeses1981 10
Dumbass
MutilatedAbyss 11
Way to go, OP. You really deserve it.
BloodFaerie 21
I want to know how stuff like this gets voted onto the site and approved by the mods when I have posted funnier stuff that gets rejected. Fine... mine apparently wasn't funny enough... but really? OP COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE AND/OR THEMSELF!! WTF moderators??!! This is not funny AT ALL!!!
good0444 1
Well we all know you're a girl
kei1108 13
Are you trying to get sympathy?! Really?!