KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
High Point, United States
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
dumbluck
United States
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
FenderBender
Canada
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
scarlet5000
United States
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Crash
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Beep beep
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Top comments
Bubblegums_fml 0
dont text while driving YDI bitch
yoourface 0
YDI .. -.-
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (279)
MetalCraze 11
A five year old boy in my neighborhood was killed because some self absorbed bitch on a cell phone ran him over she didn't even care btw. I hop you plow into a tree before you hurt someone.
DaHouz 0
No phone in car. Period. http://tinyurl.com/yz7dyfs/hayley/index.php?id=fcca1e82c783fec5c383e8dec4d7e75d
jts2 3
You must be made out of something weak.. like papier mache. Or Raditz.
alexandraa_fml 0
All the hatred in this FML is ridiculous..
Cinn_fml 23
No it isn't. Ringing people when driving can be bad enough, but texting is just plain stupid, and the OP deserved it for being so stupid.
alexandraa_fml 0
Ohh why silly me, what am I saying! I should have wished misfortune or death come to come upon her like some of you. God help her she made a stupid choice,. don't we all. Maybe she'll learn from it.
Cinn_fml 23
Death is a bit too harsh, I just think that all the people who're telling them that they deserved it are right. I'm also not saying we don't all make stupid mistakes, I'd just prefer people to make their stupid mistakes when they're not behind the wheel of a potentially dangerous machine. Though I suppose we don't plan stupid mistakes.
LifeFucksUsAll 0
Why not? She basically wished death up other ******* people. No one gives a shit that she was breaking a law, putting herself in danger, acting like an idiot about it, etc. People care that she's idiotic enough to put everybody else in danger for the sake of her ******* unimportant social life.
Cinn_fml 23
Well I suppose you might be right there, however as she didn't kill anyone (this time) I feel that she should simply have her license removed so that she doesn't do it again. I will agree that she was endangering others, I have a particular problem with people crashing as a result of doing something stupid, I've seen the end result too many times. But as this time it wasn't too serious I can't bring myself to want them to die, just to never, ever drive again.
alexandraa_fml 0
Let's all be vulgar and cuss every third word! Classy>Trashy!
Cinn_fml 23
Technically she only swore 3 times in about 50 words; so that's once every 16ish words. (jk)
LifeFucksUsAll 0
Hm, alright, let me re-write what I said and maybe you'll focus on replying to my bloody point, and not my words. "Why not? She basically wished death upon other golly gosh darn people. No one gives a geewillikers that she was breaking a law, putting herself in danger, acting like an lollygager about it, etc. People care that she's a lollygageric enough to put everybody else in danger for the sake of her goodness gracious unimportant social life." Better? Clean enough?
RedHead0186 1
Oh, and we don't need another lane for people to pull over . . . that's what shoulders on highways are for. If you're in the city just pull to a side road or into a parking lot. No one needs to invest in anything so that people can pull over to be safe . . . you just do it.
bigdickprick 0
don't text and drive you idiot.
Krulin 8
... So wait, you saw an obstruction in the road ahead and, instead of stopping, you just immediately whip out your phone and start texting? You're a ******* idiot who should have his liscence, phone, and testicles taken away.
anonymous1012_fml 0
what the **** you could kill someone doing that mother ******
Anteezy 7
Hai I text and drive fml :(
Knuckleduster 0
you are a Fu**ing idiot...