Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Bubblegums_fml 0
dont text while driving YDI bitch
yoourface 0
YDI .. -.-
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disgruntledyouth 0
YDI for texting in general
Moonstarmist 0
YDI for being a dumbass, FYL to the person you hit while being stupid. I hope your car was smashed up completely. You shouldn't be allowed to have a phone if you're going to do idiotic things with it.
blankettt 0
@Blarghonk Maybe you should think about the fact that there IS more than one FML app in the world. The one I use DOES NOT have a reply feature. God, and you wanted to criticize ME about stupid assumptions? You make me laugh.
einauglein 0
You deserve it 100%. I hope your insurance refuses to cover you or triples your premium for being so irresponsible and stupid.
anyone918 0
you're an asshole. nobody on earth will feel sorry for you. put your goddamn phone down and drive your ******* car. you don't deserve a license.
angelinnocent 0
i hate it when people text and drive, it's illegal in my state. I bet you're 21 or younget
Zombie230 0
And I bet you posted this from your iPhone while still driving, right? You totally deserve it for breaking the law.
Pysht_fml 0
People like you are annoying as ****, and should not ever be allowed to drive. YDI. I hope you had a great time explaining why you hit them.
KiwiBlam 4
Is it illegal to text and drive in america? they just outlawed it here. Bout time I reckon. You deserved it. FIRST! haha kidding...
wellthatsucks 0
nothing like a dose of irony to
wellthatsucks 0
*nothing like a dose of irony to make you realize what an idiot you are! :D (and also irony that i hit submit before finishing this comment...)