KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
High Point, United States
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
dumbluck
United States
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
FenderBender
Canada
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
scarlet5000
United States
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Crash
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Beep beep
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Bubblegums_fml 0
dont text while driving YDI bitch
yoourface 0
YDI .. -.-
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boosky51509 0
I live in Massachusetts where not only is it illegal to text and drive but only a few months ago did a woman drive her car through a daycare center killing 5 preschool children and injuring about 6 others! ydi for being a self centered selfish asshole
skytex 0
haha u stupid **** I hope u die bitch!
Rowan222 0
Congrats, youre an idiot.
etherealshadows 1
You ******* dumbass. I would say it twice...once because of your user-name and again because you don't have enough common sense to responsibly drive a vehicle...but you really aren't worth the effort.
Kimakazy 0
Wow I wonder how the OP and all the other peeps who text and drive would have coped 20 or so years ago when mobiles /cell phones weren't about? All I have to say is that the OP deserves it and hope to god they get heavily fined and their insurance goes through the roof.
jebusandme 1
Have fun with that lawsuit, if you're too retarded to do two things that once you probably shouldn't be driving in the first place.
ethniu_fml 0
I am a police officer and it is against the law to text and drive or using non hands free devices period, if u lived in my state, u would not only get a 500$ fine, but get ur car taken away for good and charged with reckless driving. u are lucky u dudnt hurt or kill someone for ur stupidity, i hope ur insurance and the police find out about this
cntfcknggrbtch 0
you are a ****
dogs737 0
don't text and drive you asshole why do people do that is so dumb
Ejigantor 0
I could text while driving on my old phone because I did so much texting that I could type without looking at the phone (standard abc2 def3 keyboard w/ predictive text/autocomplete off) My new phone has a different type of keyboard on which I can't text without at least watching the screen.