Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Bubblegums_fml 0
dont text while driving YDI bitch
yoourface 0
YDI .. -.-
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Namenlos_fml 20
People like you are part of the reason why traffic sucks in Southren CA!! **** youuuuuu!!!
little_lulu 0
Well I guess St. Patrick's day isn't lucky after all... Op you're an idiot and YDI
letsgobucks 0
I woulda beat the **** outta u and taken ur phone for bein a stupid bitch
laurahunter0509 0
How much do I wanna bet that the accident your dumb ass was texting about was caused by texting? Did you even pause to think about that? No, clearly you never think at all, dipshit. Every goddamn time I see someone do something stupid while driving on the highway (I drive on the highway alot and see random acts of stupidity OFTEN) they are almost always talking or texting on their phone. It amazes me that every time I'm a passenger and have the opportunity to look over that's what I see. Who the hell is so important that they need to be on their phone constantly, and you can't hang up for the duration of your commute? I don't care if your commute takes an hour; if I can do it so can you. You deserved it, you self-important asshole.
dudeface 1
I deeply regret that your accident was not fatal. The next time you text while driving hopefully you run off the road into a deep ravine instead of into another vehicle full of human beings with hopes, dreams, and vulnerable fleshy bodies.
Sens317 0
you must be a woman... now u look really important...
ImaginaryFoe 1
That about sums it up. I will take the liberty of adding I hope you get fined and that your insurance skyrockets.
ifyouseeher 0
Endangering other peoples lives is not cool, it's not clever and is definitely not something you should be trying to seek pity for when you get yourself into an accident. The only reason you should be using the phone in the car is if it's an emergency and since you can't text the emergency services there was absolutely no need for you to be looking at your phone. I hope you get stuck with a hefty fine so that you think twice before doing something so inconsiderate again. In short, YDI.
rafboy 0
As someone who just got hit on the freeway by a kid who was texting (and had no insurance), I hope, through some freak accident, your car is totaled and the other car is fine.
trilla14 0
Why isn't that a coincedence.