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Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML

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karrdesw 0

I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...

HeresReality 0

for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women

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hjs_13 0

isnt that your fault? maybe you should get off and go get a life? maybe? yeah i think so. these fmls are really just getting retardeddd. js

Maela 0

you are pathetic

ravensunnyd 0

they all have acounts????

DarkJoy_fml 5

I love that so many people are telling him it's fine as long as he getting some, but if a girl posted this she would be labeled a **** and *****. I think you're disgusting and completely deserve it when you get a billion STDS.

Malinkrot 3

...I don't see anyone saying its fine as long as he is getting some. DId you even read the comments or did you see this FML and get all excited at the opportunity to whine about women being unequal?

SeasonedLemur 5

Shut your legs you smelly bitch!

DarkJoy_fml 5

#3 wait... how is this a fyl thing? #5 I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist... #19 I'll bet they all have another thing in common... their dignity missing in action. #26 I'm 26 and haven't even been with a girl in my entire life. I say keep going at it if you think Craiglist is a good thing. I mean if it works, then it works. I say keep at it. #32 this is not an fml.... #34 how is this an fml? you obviously didnt pay them for sex or ud have known that they were craigsluts. YLIF for having herpeghonosyphilaids now, though. Perhaps I misquoted a bit, but it definitely is not negative feedback regarding his sexual encounters and shut your mouth seasonedlemur. Go back to Mcd's and keep flipping those cheeseburgers you moron or go look on craigslist for some pussy since you think it is so dignified to do so.

hjs_13 0

i agree with #52 : I love that so many people are telling him it's fine as long as he getting some, but if a girl posted this she would be labeled a **** and *****. I think you're disgusting and completely deserve it when you get a billion STDS. they make a great point. why is that anytime a girl would say something like this, were bug *****, but when guys do it, its like some great thing. THERE THE ****** TOO, girls are not the only ones who can be a ***** JS

kathleen13_fml 0

I thought craigslist was a place where u can sell stuff my mom sells and buys stuff there all the time and It doesn't mean in a pros. way! I'm confused now my life could change!!

NatyBoo 0

wow that's sad and pathetic no offense but sometimes that's how people meet other people

Moemoemoe_fml 0

The huge amount of comments saying "what's craigslist?" and "I don't get it?" goes to show there's WAY too many kiddies on this site. It's one thing to be desperate like OP, and it's another thing altogether to not understand what is even being discussed, due to being too young. Surely I'm not the only one who's fed up of the little kids posting trolling comments and being so annoying? I wish the site would restrain comment posting by age.

kathleen13_fml 0

wow way to be sooo mature get a life!!

zippit09 0

Don't see how knowing what Craigslist is is age related in any way at all. Also you seem not to know what trolling is. I don't like your comment YOU MUST BE A LITTLE CHILD!

gazelle_fml 0

wow oathetic

WreckerGirl 4

@59 There is no craigslist in Australia. I'm 27. Asking to clarify something in an FML does not make one a kid. We don't all live in the US.

WreckerGirl 4

Thank you #64 and #79 xo

JBChristian 47

Craig's list is actually world wide. I've seen craigslist FMLs from Australia.

caligurl10 0

that just means he has to pay for pussy but he knows this and its not an fml

clumsyjazzy 0

that's sad! but craigslist is cool!!!