depr3ssed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Anonymous
Foam Lake, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
We need to talk
Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Adelaide, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Framed
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
mislead
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
The plan
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Anonymous
Novi, United States
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
CalledOut
Vancouver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
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karrdesw 0
I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...
HeresReality 0
for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women
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NOVAgal 0
That's retarded!
nayy_fml 0
what's craiglist?
Shystai 0
Were they ugly too?
HeresReality 0
for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women
haydenshaw 0
bad how? I'm confused..
bettadenne1 0
u proly meet sum s then and sum
elektrik_fml 0
Umm...nobody is making you have meaningless sex with random women. Your life IS ******...but you're the one making it ******!
igetinyourpants 0
Shurexhd
xdudx 0
Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: facebook. FML. see? I can do that too.
Zigma_fml 0
@39: no, he's ******* the ones in his life!
igetinyourpants 0
ur mom is retarded
Bl4ck_1c3 2
@59... I realised what all the women I've been with have in common... there're female ( anyone can do it)
igetinyourpants 0
I would tap #50
what_the_fail 0
i second this ^
jmcvey02 0
wow #50 is fine but how is this a FYL?
PattisonDaStud 0
ain't nothing rong with 50
infinitii 0
who cares
puentesaurasrex 0
second^
Zills 0
I'd do #50 common: they mnag
stewie1744 0
this isn't an fml
bhangu023 0
I'd do #115 to0
imahappeemoocow 0
craiglist is like freecycle
davidhasmorefun 0
#50 and #115 yes. #123 no
sexypancake 0
LMAO... I agree with the guys (hopefully they are) further down the page, you'r e gorgeous.
Menick47 0
it's the only place for people to find other people who do things for them for a cheap price. Zing!
emilily23421 0
I'd imagine they all have STDs in common too.
TROLLINshitUP 0
FIRST MOFOS
fran_fml 3
wait... how is this a fyl thing?
redbluegreen 41
I think it's pretty pathetic that the OP has to meet women on craigslist, of all places.
flamiingemu 0
FAILURE
karrdesw 0
I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...
jacsamm 0
lawl
Sweej 1
Hmm, interesting point. Thumbs up.
nobridgejustwate 0
...you mean all the women you've been with are "massage therapists"? lucky you. hope you don't have any STIs, though. ;D
DogmaT_fml 4
dont stop believing
nadsm 0
haha wrong FML.
Erindub 0
I'm with
softballer22 0
I don't get it.. lol
mygoodsir 0
I guess eharmony is next
screwball111 0
I have a best friend and his name is Craig. haha he's a cool guy but I think maybe you should go go on the millionaire matchmaker. she works miracles that patty! good luck with love! ~yur welcome!
saaaammmmm 0
Don't you have to be a millionaire to be a participant in the millionaire matchmaker? Craigslist just doesn't have that debonair to it that having a savings account with seven digits has.