depr3ssed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Anonymous
Foam Lake, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
We need to talk
Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Adelaide, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Framed
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
mislead
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
The plan
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Anonymous
Novi, United States
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
CalledOut
Vancouver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
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karrdesw 0
I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...
HeresReality 0
for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women
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davek 36
Craigslist? Did you actually find anyone on there who was a) truthful b) sane c) single d) attractive?
gazelle_fml 0
so change the way u aproach girls and go after diferent types:P duh
iRexus 0
he trying to say he only gets with escorts. lame
xvxblackdahlia 0
damn. that's a fail. and Jidda sad. sorry bro. fyl
Fr0gg13 0
FAILURE!!!!
omnistryder 0
haha! that's rich!
shekezim 0
how much? haha
aj1218 0
OP, please learn from your parent's mistake and use birth control.
swaggtastikk 0
I WILL rape you.
fatlip1828 0
....what?
I_am_stupid_also 6
how much does that cost?
539533 0
craigslist is... demeaning.