Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
We need to talk
Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Framed
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
The plan
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
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karrdesw 0
I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...
HeresReality 0
for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women
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nanerjl 0
her is one simple thing that you need to fix. this it's called a life
lalasha 0
sex is sex who cares if it was women you found on craigs list
Raawr18_fml 0
what is that?
Raawr18_fml 0
what is that?
Raawr18_fml 0
what is that?
insanelyXnikki 18
Yeahhh... not such a good idea there, buddy.
Syruphs 17
what people most likely don't understand from this FML is that OP has tried dating girls, but sooner or later realizes that they all have had a craigslist ad without OP knowing making it look like if he can only get prostitutes as girlfriends