Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
We need to talk
Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Framed
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
The plan
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
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karrdesw 0
I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...
HeresReality 0
for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women
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Comments (135)
lilbyrd43 0
how much? 30 "roses"? per "lady"?
UK_fml 0
HIV test?? maybe??
demonic562 0
dayuum #50 urbsmoking Id tap that ass
Belle78 0
love In Craiglist calls for desperation?? meaning pure dirty sex no Ty!!! lol
1m_b0r3d 0
this FML author makes craigslist sound like a disease O.o
Niveau27 0
Why does everyone use CraigsList so much? It's such a shit and poorly made website.
BikerMike 0
Watch out, LEO's have been using Craigslist to arrest providers and clients.
Lisa89 3
Not an FML. You chose to use Craigslist...
mzhonesty 0
You may also have a lot of STDs now.
Ttime21921 0
fail