drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Clader
France
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
drunkluv
Australia
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
ak.
United States
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
MoxyR12
United States
Let down
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
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ididitmyself 0
evanescence: you never call me when you're sober good song. enjoy.
froggi_fml 0
that's why u need to break up with her.
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marycharles 0
well then break up with her dipshit!
xxxviii 5
Soooo, does that mean she only calls you when she is chit faced, flat on her bacl while doing your friends? I mean, a woman who isnt with you while drunk is basicly gonna be out there doing the rest of the population. I dont mean to say that that statement is an absolute but it is a pretty fair assumption that she had gotten drunk without you and in the company of others. These others whom she felt she could relax around and prob party with,,know what I mean?
iDeMiiZe 0
Next time she is drunk bone her.
ranbeer 0
you should bootycall some other bitch after u **** her of course
teacher411 0
Are you sure she's your gf???
kardia_fml 0
Are your joking? Any girl who only tells you that she likes you when she's drunk is not a girlfriend. Trust me. It's an awful mistake, and I'm sure that you wish she actually had feelings for you. But get off the internet and meet some nice people, you will be amazed at the number of awesome people in the world, forget the shitty ones (they are the easy ones most of the time). Don't be needy for love, you will find it someday. Until then, stop posting shitty things on FML unless your cat shit on your brake fluid and you crashed into a Denny's.
girlslikeboyz 0
I agree with 45 !
Stand_Up 0
Hey, that just mean if the bitch Ever calls you, she could admit she was cheating on you while she was drunk, just gotta look out for those things :D
kidclarke 15
That's a booty call! Lol.
iluvmtrench 0
sounds like it came right out of a stereos song ...