Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Family is the best because they always tell the truth.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?
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Comments (79)
Sparx1_1 16
welcome to reality.... you're one of the 2,999,999,9992 women in the world who do not look like a supermodel.
gunman15 4
well your brother has his own opinion well now he has your sisters opinion
foshoman10 0
Wow ur really cute :)
thud03 0
now that's comedy
ugalax027 0
awww I feel bad
SAgirl 23
you should b*t*h slap your sister.
k9obsessed 5
Fact: Your sister is most likely just jealous. I wouldn't take it personallhy.
Roxxay 6
oh your brothers cuuute :) your sister not so much, but sisters never are
Biebz4Lyf10 0
at least you have someone that thinks ur pritty :)
FatMan23 10
All women are beautiful.
YOLO4370 4
Aw! :) That's so sweet.