Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I've come to the realization that the only people to call me handsome are women above the age of 55, gay men, or women trying to get money from me and failing. I don't even get a compliment on a haircut after not cutting it for a year. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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Top comments
chosha_fml 27
Yep, she lied when she said you were cute. She actually thinks you're smoking hot.
FrozenMusic 26
Don't worry OP, someone will truly appreciate you one day
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Comments (36)
FrozenMusic 26
Don't worry OP, someone will truly appreciate you one day
drivingmissdaisy 13
Compulsive liars don't ALWAYS lie. Besides where did you get that information? It might not even be true.
cocacola999 27
Maybe the person who called her a compulsive liar is, in fact, a compulsive liar.
Godsofdracos 15
What if the person that called her a compulsive liar was compulsively lying about being a compulsive liar....
noah_1234 24
you'll find someone one day...
Ltsdragons 19
Some of these comments seriously hurt my brain xP
sam193 14
ouch, that's gotta sting
flufee2 27
Totally dudeee
sjhill 32
Maybe she was doing a double bluff? It's okay though, there's someone out there who will appreciate you
duke3012 8
either way if at least it gave him an ego/confidence boost, that's at least something. STAY STRONG OP!
chosha_fml 27
Yep, she lied when she said you were cute. She actually thinks you're smoking hot.
Liamj774 36
Sorry OP. That sucks. But I'm sure you'll find someone for who you are.
JMichael 26
Keep your head up OP. There's plenty of people out there.
worldclassrager 41
You'll find someone truthful keep your head up OP
Enslaved 38
"It is impossible To never tell the truth But the reality is *She's getting away with murder" [Maybe this time she wasn't lying?]
Gravenmuir 18
*whispers* Getting away, getting away!
Mobius638 8
Ouch.....
ZoroMiHawk 25
Just because she is a compulsive liar doesn't mean she was definitely lying to you when she said you're cute/handsome. Stop being so paranoid and negative about your own appeareance OP. If you don't appreciate yourself in the first place, how can you expect others to appreciate you?