buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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smartass101 0
best FML EVER!
andydawg8891 0
We could also have people like you sent to prison and be known as "The Generation that Killed Stupidity"
andydawg8891 0
I'm confused as to why my comment ended up here...... I didn't want to insult this person.... I wanted to insult someone else!
ojosverdes26 6
This is not an FML! How did this even get through? It's actually dumb, and anyone could have submitted it. I submitted an FML months ago about how my fiancé's father caught me grabbing his son's erection and it never made the final cut.
LeverPuller 5
Because Twilight sucks dick and nearly 98% of the current population fangirls over it. THAT is why this is an excellent FML.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Yep, Twilight sucks large male genitalia.
artfreak21 0
TOTALLY, COMPLETELY, 100% RIGHT! Fck all our lives...
purinbichi09 0
it's so true!! the one thing that sucks is that the book has been out for a while before the movie so just because it's a movie we decide to love sparkely vampires!!! I'm more of a jacob fan!! but I'm not a screaming fan!! I liked the books before the movies came out!! how many of the 12yr olds who are spastic over the movie, actully read the books??
catastrophicsock 0
Exactly. Its one thing to enjoy the books and/or movies. However, being a "fangirl" of anything is never good and its so sad how many girls are.
borabora1991 0
post from mylifeisaverage.com: Today, I saw an interview of 2 girls that are fans of the Twilight movies. They said that they would do anything to find out if Bella picks Jacob or Edward, and that the suspense for the next movies to come out is killing them. I wonder if they know they can accomplish this and solve their problems by reading the books. MLIA. agreed, #16. agreed.
Luckster 0
It's not the generation of the Trolls? I guess it depends on which side of things you've been suffering.
bosshaug 0
Holy shit I'm sooo ******* happy this got posted Girls......please stop masturbating to twilight and start being interested in men again
gameoverman_fml 0
Mmm, sparkly cucumbers....
RavensRule97 0
^^^ win
fancypantsninja 0
I am a girl and i dont ********** over twilight crap......oh and another thing......... Twilight and Fangirls are GONNA KILL US!!!!!!!!!
chloee7 0
Hahaha wow but they are hot.
DeathShad0 1
Huh. I now realize this as well. I'm sad now.
shellough 0
your a ******* fagget who the **** would write that u dumb ****
settingjunefree 0
Ok, you are the dumb one for still using that awful slur! Grow up, educate yourself, and stop slinging such words just because you don't have enough of a grasp of the language to properly express yourself. Oh, if you say that word "jokingly" and it wasn't meant to spew negativity, that's still no excuse.