Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
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MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
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Comments (138)
JERZBornNRaised 7
whos fault is that but your own? go out make friends and associate with people, stop stayin inside all day tuggin your 2 inch willy make friendsssssss and cuff yooooo chickkk
oldenuff2party 3
neak out
hannahcrogers131 4
I did the same thing. so much so that I didn't care if I was grounded or not....... then I made friends, got a boyfriend and bright my grades up. so nothings impossable. you just got to get out there!!!!
elmorous 0
FYL. Correcting grammar online is a noble calling ... or should I say, YDI? Get a life!
coreyanne 0
get out more, then you would have some fun and prove that your life is just one big FML
BigUmbrella 0
And who's fault might that me…? Sorry to say, but you can't blame your parents because you chose not to have a life. Talk to someone in school, meet theur friends and then meet the friends of those friends etc.
Roxie701 0
Wow you sound like my brother.........
nerdwithagun 0
****. I just realized that this is why my parents never ground ME.
FLCL4711Fox 0
as punishment for talking to your imaginary friend you are banned from the house until you come back with a real one. were serious about this young lady we'll let ya starve!
pooper19 3
^^ 55 is so lonely he hits on girls on FML, are your palms hairy and sperm count lower since seeing her pic loser