evilparents
United States
Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
MovingOut
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
minikat
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
ironyisabitch
Rohnert Park, United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
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MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
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Comments (138)
xShannonxSammyx 7
And troll the internet!
butterfly2011 2
wow, i feel bad for you!
KingDingALing 9
Who's fault is that, OP? It's not your parents fault that you don't go out. Your parents should be writing an FML for how much of a loser daughter they have. "Today, I realized that my daughter never goes out. She has no social life and can't get a boyfriend. FML"
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
That is every parent's dream.... until the kid turns 18. Why? To avoid teenage pregnancies. ;)
Reacher_fml 0
She wasn't blaming her parents you moron.
KingDingALing 9
Look at the OP's username, "moron".
FLCL4711Fox 0
yeah 17 but people would just say it was parents fault for raising her that way. it's always ops fault in some peoples minds and you and I both know of some ass backwards logic in past fml's to prove that point
twitch851 9
what's so wrong about being home with ur family?
tiffany1108 0
u need to hav wayyyyyy more fun but at least u don't get grounded
xPaperHearts 2
why don't you go and do something about it then?
KylaaKatastrophe 0
Because there is terribly scary people, like you for example, out there. Duh.
the_flirtt 0
i disagree
KylaaKatastrophe 0
With what, sir?
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
You and me OP! Want to trade bedroom posters with me? :D Rofl.... I have one of Edward Cullan, no? Okay. :(
Sorrows 5
Maybe as a punishment they should take you to a college party or something, that'll wake you up.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
I don't know about that. When i was younger I was an acute sociopath. I used to cursed at my parents (call them Bitches, *****, etc...) because they wanted to bring me with them to the supermarket.
angels21 0
today my daughter meg crashed the car, I wanted to ground her, but realized she has no life. fml
Fortuitous 0
Ah, Ignorance, you shouldn't have crushed his/her dreams of trying to be funny! You should have let him/her continue living in a state of bliss. But it's alright, I don't blame you.
angels21 0
I ain't no tranny! u jerkoff!
mfelax9556 8
WTF?!?! GO DO SOMETHING!!!!
angels21 0
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