evilparents
United States
Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
MovingOut
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
minikat
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
ironyisabitch
Rohnert Park, United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
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MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
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perdix 31
My parents never ground me because that would be murder. Also, they couldn't find a restaurant sketchy enough to make a one-time purchase of some "no questions asked" meat.
perdix 31
I was using ground in the past tense. My mom is still around and she can be tough, but she realizes I get punished severely enough at home, if you know what I mean.
Efilyn 0
Same thing with me... But would you rather want to be grounded?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
That's just a myth, because if it were true I would look like Bigfoot.
fmlteens 0
yeah , same here !
Nick_1993 2
i dont understand how most people are agreeing her life sucks. its her fault... she could get out in the world if she wanted to
Nick_1993 2
excuse me. i dont understand why* i mean. (before some dumbass says, "you press the agree button.")
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Well, not if she has a friend making disability like me. :( Then it wouldn't matter how hard she tries to make friends.
logiibearr 0
56 u sexxxy
flossybaben 0
antisocial much
sweet_candy_ 17
my parents wont let me go out :(
TargetTango 0
****, just realized how much I stay in the house.
panda_chick 2
nothing wrong with being a loner...