evilparents
United States
Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
MovingOut
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
minikat
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
ironyisabitch
Rohnert Park, United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
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MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
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driftability 0
Its good that op stays indoors otherwise she would get arrested for masturbating in public.
Masenko7 12
cute pic
Masenko7 12
so FYL cuz ur parents dont ground u..? also, cute pic #2
TryptamineDreame 0
I don't have a reply button on my phone, drift, but since when do girls ********** in public?
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
#57: Some time ago in some school deep in Fort Myers (Redneck area xD), I opened the gym doors to find couples having sex in all states of nude on top of the bleachers. I thought it was a new religion going around. One where you can **** in public. Did I forgot to mention it was deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (for emphasis) on redneck area? I was shook at hell! O_O
SadinSherman 16
Hilarious
samantha_durano 6
HA. that sucks. get some friends then.
supersparta4300 0
damn same here. as a kid I used be a hard ************ to find, always astray hanging out faraway from the house(grew up on a farm) but when we came here I changed and dnt go out that much and they can't ground me like you, bit there's always something they can find to punish you for.
mike3775 39
I was the same way as a kid, always outside. My kids now are just like I was, so they hate when they get grounded, but I never ground them from going outside, they lose the computer, TV, video games, etc, the things they hate to lose the most
TryptamineDreame 0
stfugtfo, that is completely different. Sex in public is not abnormal, my boyfriend and I have done it, obviously not out in the open in front of everyone, but its very different from a GIRL masterbating in public lol.
samantha_durano 6
.....HAHAHAHAH! that's kind of awesome.
oshi16toofly 0
so get a life nd stay out of trouble.
penfoldsman 0
ah ha ha ha ha ha