Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Top comments
MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
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Comments (138)
nakidna 0
that sux
cookie_cutter_12 0
same with me op.
BroSkii69 8
I modded this :D
angels21 0
yea it was for you, but I'm on my iPods Internet using fml because the comments on the fml app don't always show up. it sucks cause I'd rather use the app. but instead I read on fml app and post on the Internet fml. confusing much?
katheo21 0
meh, likewise
angels21 0
I ain't no tranny!
Fortuitous 0
Thanks for moderating him/her, Didi or Sirin! ;)
Sirin_fml 47
You're welcome, Fortuitous. :-)
angels21 0
**** u both.
redbluegreen 41
What the... Is FML reading pages from my diary now?
Hayllee 4
Same here, but I'm kind of anti-social, so it's not a problem with me. I choose to be a geek. Like someone else said, don't feel bad about it if you like your life the way it is.
amerwin 3
They should force you to go on a blind date as punishment. That would teach you not to look at **** on the family computer that your little sister uses to play Sesame Street.
iheartglasses 0
But surely you still get grounded from the computer or phone? Better than being rowdy and not getting grounded at all.. But hey, I think I turned out ok from having no consequences :) It just took me being a mom to figure it all out haha