Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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d j mom 9
sooooo... what's the problem then?
copalolita 16
Comparison is the thief of joy. There is a time and a place for everything. Your time will come.
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Comments (5)
copalolita 16
Comparison is the thief of joy. There is a time and a place for everything. Your time will come.
Hangryko 32
Then what's the problem? Do you want to get married and have more kids?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You already have a kid - you're ahead of them!
dreams2383 20
why do you feel left out when you just did most of it first?
d j mom 9
sooooo... what's the problem then?