Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
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SarcasticUnicorn 9
Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!
alstbv12 13
What's "MySpace"??
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TriflingAllDay 6
But not ever one is.. Otherwise gold would not be worth anything.
Celina_Lune 20
You could hire a photographer to take some photos, or get a friend to do it! You have options and it will probably end up being fun!
ASD_K 11
This is why I'm happy that my mother is a photographer. When I was 12, she had over 10,000 pictures of me.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
What are "coontails"?
hailezz349 5
Sounds like a YOU problem!
Eirena 5
I'm sure there are more important things to mull over, but if it bothers you that much, snap some photos now.
dansythomas 6
It's sad because it's the same thing for me.
worldclassrager 41
well take photos a lot and don't die until your at a ripe old age...don't focus on death...
justsaying20 0
Don't worry! Most people's most embarrassing pictures are from when they are young. You have plenty of time to take good ones.
klovely22 13
I'm sorry, but taking pictures just so you will have a nice one at your funeral, sounds depressing. :(