Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
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SarcasticUnicorn 9
Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!
alstbv12 13
What's "MySpace"??
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ColdplaySucks 18
Just remember Britt Nicole's song: You're Worth More Than Gold.
AlexaWuzHere 31
You have two options. 1. Take some nice pictures (Like everyone else has already said) or 2. Don't die tomorrow.
laurenlovesjb 20
Good news, you probably won't die tomorrow! Also, of you want to have some cute pictures, just take some, or if you still aren't happy with the way you look, photoshop! Haha jk it's important that you feel good about your body. Don't let a few pimples or bad pictures stand in the way of what's important: Your inner beauty. People might not remember you as having a model face/body, but they won't forget if you're a kind and trustworthy person. Don't sweat it, OP, everything will work out the way it should!
klovely22 13
49- Well put! It's a shame how many people are obsessed with how they look. They forget that looks are not that important.
sophie22_fml 8
Photoshop your pictures then.
Enslaved 38
Damn! This made me realize I never closed out my old "MySpace" account! Flashback!:P
tobedd 13
YDI simply on the basis for using a twilight reference in your FML. *and let the thumbs downs begin*
Crazyout 0
Not so much myspace.... But Six degrees account I wish I had back lol
Spark_Slicker 19
Nothing wrong with coontails. I had them once and I thought they were really cute. Also, nothing wrong with being pale. Especially for people like me who couldn't not be pale if their life depended on it. :(
Helluuuu 16
Hey, don't worry, the only recent pictures I have are of me screaming on a rollercoaster ride and ones my friends took while I wasn't looking. And it's not like your going to die soon (hopefully not), if worst comes to worse, they'd probably use your yearbook ones and edit out your blemishes, no worries :D
laceyexile 10
Lol scene kid poser.
laceyexile 10
My picture is not stolen ass hole
laceyexile 10
Look at my ******* facebook as proof dick, Facebook.com/Kendall.lacey
laceyexile 10
I did steal the pic, I have a YouTube video as proof. Not all people have to steal pictures you know....